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Goaltastic
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Thursday, May 13, 2010
Sneaky WAGs heading to South Africa

Alex Curran and Abbey Clancy, the other halves of Liverpool's captain Steven Gerrard and Spur's robotic dancer Peter Crouch respectively, plan on defying England boss Fabio Capello.
During the tournament WAGs are banned by the boss, with only fleeting visits allowed, but according to reports both have lined up extensive modelling work in the African country during the Summer, and will doubt be up to no good, probably sneaking around in sunglasses etc.
Seriously, you don't get this sort of problem with the French national team.
Oh wait...
Labels:
abbey clancy,
alex curran,
peter crouch,
steven gerrard,
wag ban,
wag watch,
world cup
Sunday, May 09, 2010
Chelsea champs
Over the course of the season, you have to say they were the best team and deserved victors.
I have to smugly say I know how Carlo Ancellotti feels - today I was also confirmed as the winner of the Loughborough Echo league, my team racking up 2,204 points to finish first in the mini-league and 72,532 in the world.
Want to wipe that self-satisfied grin from my face? Join the Goaltastic league for next season, put together a team at http://fantasy.premierleague.com - it's free to do - and then join the Goaltastic league by using the code 1034621-447644.
Labels:
champions,
chelsea,
fantasy football,
premier league
Friday, May 07, 2010
Rooting for Forest and Foxes

Since Derby limped out of the top flight in 2008 licking its considerable wounds, it's been possible for football fans to drive the length of the M1 on away days without passing by a Premiership stadium.
But this weekend, both Leicester City and Nottingham Forest could progress to the play-off final.
And fingers crossed, should they overcome Cardiff and Blackpool respectively over two legs, the East Midlands would then be guaranteed a team being promoted alongside Newcastle and West Brom - as well as a ding-dong of a play-off final to decide which.
How long they victor would stay there can be a concern for another season...
Thursday, May 06, 2010
Playing the Blues

According to reports, the footballers have formed a band. Malouda plays the drums, while Drogba is learning to play a bass guitar given to him by Wyclef Jean.
Malouda says he wants John Terry or Joe Cole on vocals.
The French midfielder said: “We are just at the beginning of the process and trying to start something special.”
Labels:
chelsea,
didier drogba,
florent malouda,
joe cole,
john terry,
oddballs,
wyclef jean
A game of two-hundred halves

The two teams, Cambray FC and Cotswold Churches League All Stars, played for 35 hours, with the final score standing at Cambray 293, All Stars 333.
A total of £30,000 was raised towards the building of a school in India with the match.
A Cambray spokesman said: “The event was played in changing conditions. On Friday it was overcast, warm and very dry with the pitch rock hard.
“Saturday during the day was sunny, and then come 5pm on Saturday evening it started to rain torrentially and continued to rain heavy for 15 hours non stop resulting in a complete mud bath on the pitch and very wet players.
“Although we aimed to play for longer the decision was made and votes taken by all the players during an official break at the 35 hour mark to end the event.”
Tuesday, May 04, 2010
No 9, Frankenstein

And after analysing more than 2,000 players from Europe's top five leagues, the insane creation - made up of 10 top players' best bits - was this week unveiled by Ivory Coast manager Sven "Igor-an" Eriksson.
With combined attributes worth more than £270m, the fictional footballer boasts -
● Peter Crouch's towering height
● Xavi's eyes and vision
● Paolo Maldini's resolute chin
● Michael Ballack's ample chest
● Rory Delap's shot-putting arms
● Julio Cesar's velcro hands
● Christiano Ronaldo's gazelle legs
● Lionel Messi's deadly left foot
● Thierry Henry's slightly less deadly right foot
● and, er, Carles Puyol's flowing hair
Now surely Puyol's hair gives him no advantage on the pitch - if anything, it'd get in the way.
Nevertheless, praise has been heaped on the hypothetical footballer.
Eriksson said: "I’ve been lucky enough to work with many of the world’s best footballers in my career, but this truly is the Ultimate Performing Player."
And Ronaldo said: "I am very proud that my legs have been included here because all players know that the legs are so important to our game."
A Kaka attack?

Apparently Brazilian superstar Kaka - the man who memorably ran rings around the Man U defence a few Champions League campaigns ago - is wanted by Carlo Ancelloti and Chelsea, according to the Spanish media.
After a muted season with Real Madrid, for the right fee Kaka may well join the blues and team up with Ancelloti, who he is well acquainted with after their time at AC Milan.
Fingers crossed, Chelsea fans.
Labels:
ac milan,
carlo ancelotti,
chelsea,
kaka,
punditry,
real madrid
Monday, May 03, 2010
Maclaren's Dutch courage

The umbrella-wielding manager, vilified in England after his tenure as national boss, led the side to their first title with a 2-0 win over NAC Breda on Sunday - making him the first Englishman to win a major honour abroad since Sir Bobby Robson led Porto to a league title in 1996.
As a Middlesbrough fan I experienced first hand the wild ride that having Maclaren as a manager takes you on - flirting with relegation and cup glory, often within days of each other.
And the legendary UEFA Cup run which saw Boro beat the likes of Basel and Steaua Bucharest to reach the final was more unpredictable than a night out with Paul Gascoigne.
No offence to Gordon Strachan, but you're welcome back any time, Steve.
Saturday, May 01, 2010
Footie's Got Talent

No, not the World Cup - A:3K Football, a Saturday night TV talent competition for professional footballers.
The gladatorial games, taking place at the O2 in London on July 17 and screened on ITV, will see Didier Drogba, David Villa, Cesc Fabregas and Steven Gerrard, as well as two more world superstars yet to be unveiled, taking part.
Rumours are these will be Christiano Ronaldo and Wayne Rooney.
A skill-based event, rounds will include dribbling and shooting, repeatedly volleying shots at targets, maybe a game of wallie etc. etc.
However - and this is the best bit - the competition’s finale is a every man for himself match on a special circular black astroturf pitch, with six individual goals for each player to defend, and two balls to fight over.
It’s set to be playground football on steroids - and I can’t wait to watch.
Friday, April 30, 2010
Why should Man City net an advantage?

In today's paper, rival manager Martin O'Neill said he could be accused of sour grapes by criticising the decision to allow them to bring in Hungarian international Fulop - but I totally agree with him.
Man City should and do have enough keepers on their books - so what if one is injured and they can't get Joe Hart back, that's just hard cheese.
The situation echoes the problems across town at Manchester United when Rooney's crocked, or the toothless Liverpool minus Torres - it baffles me that teams who can pay over £30m for a single player can leave themselves with so little depth to their squads.
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Ashe for England?
Yes, even you, Kevin Davies.
Check me out above, collar popped Eric Cantona-style, ready to answer my country's call.
Maybe.
Click on to http://ww2.mypanini.com/site/sito.aspx?iniziativa=WC_10&idiniziativa=48&lang=BT to try it out for yourself.
Labels:
england,
eric cantona,
general,
isaac ashe,
kevin davies,
oddballs,
panini,
stickers,
world cup
Team talk

Let's see if me and Mr Cappello think alike...
First on the team sheet must be Rooney, so I'll start up front.
Alongside the talismanic Liverpudlian would be Carlton Cole and Goaltastic favourite Peter Crouch - with Heskey omitted and melted down for glue at the earliest opportunity.
In attack, Defoe and Zamora would also be on the plane - I like my options up front, okay?
In midfield, you'd be a fool not to have Lampard, Gerrard and Milner on the left as certains, with only right wing up for debate - personally I'd start Lennon, with Walcott the super sub and Bentley as variety.
Filling up the midfield berths are Carrick, Barry and Downing.
In defence, Johnson, Terry, Ferdinand and Cole have it, with Baines, Brown and Upson on the bench.
In nets, Green and Hart can draw straws.
World-beaters? Let me know below.
Labels:
23 man squad,
england,
fabio cappello,
punditry,
south africa,
world cup
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Waka Waka hey hey

Colombian pop sensation Shakira said: "I am honored that Waka Waka (This Time For Africa) was chosen to be part of the excitement and the legacy of the 2010 FIFA
"The FIFA World Cup is a miracle of global excitement, connecting every country, race, religion and condition around a single passion.
"It represents an event that has the power to unite and integrate, and that’s what this song is about."
Altogether now, Waka Waka hey hey. No?
Rooney game for Galactico status

At a recent photo shoot for the football game's 2011 edition, the Manchester United megastar was reportedly snapped in both a Red Devils shirt and the white of Spanish squad Real Madrid, just in case...
Labels:
manchester united,
pro evolution,
punditry,
real madrid,
wayne rooney
SAF knows sweet FA

Putting my experience of years playing Championship Manager in the wee hours of the night to good use, I have put together a pretty nifty side on the Premier League's free Fantasy Football game.
And with a season total to date of 2,031, my Ashletico team is currently ranked 117,060 in the world out of two-and-a-half million plus players.
More importantly, it's top of the Loughborough Echo's in-house league with only a few games to play before glory is mine, all mine.
For the second year running, might I add.
Next term, Goaltastic will be running its own league, and all-comers are welcome.
To join, put together a team at http://fantasy.premierleague.com - it's free to do - and then join the Goaltastic league by using the code 1034621-447644.
C'mon Sir Alex, I dare you.
Swapsies, anyone?

But I have "levelled up" my geekery a notch this week. I couldn't help it.
There I was, queuing in my local supermarket, when the words "Free" and "Sticker Album" caught my eye.
Two days later, and I've got a Panini South Africa 2010 FIFA World Cup sticker collection including the likes Frank Lampard, Fernando Torres, Kaka, John Terry, Didier Drogba and, er, Steve Cherundolo.
Only 600 or so stickers to go...
So if anyone out there wants to do swapsies with a rather sad 27-year-old man, drop me a line.
Make Emile of it

The lumbering Aston Villa forward was recommended by a majority of men surveyed as the perfect thought to make romps last longer - better than Thomas The Tank Engine, mathematical puzzles or repeating "unique New York" in your head.
Unless, of course, you are Fabio Cappello - who must have some sort of crush, considering he keeps picking the goal shy striker for England.
Labels:
aston villa,
emile heskey,
england,
fabio cappello,
oddballs,
sex
Here comes the rumour mill

And aside from the usual rumours - premiership stars like Fabregas and Rooney heading to Spain, Man City looking to buy the moon on a stick as cover for Shay Given etc. - one target caught my eye.
Bovine manager Sam Allardyce is looking to bring former Liverpool and Sunderland striker to Blackburn next term - and I salute him.
The French striker, officially the Lord of Frodsham Manor, has a playing style as eccentric as his hairdos, all heads-down sprints and thunderbolt shots, and always livens up proceedings.
More players like this, please, Premiership.
Labels:
blackburn,
djibril cisse,
premier league,
punditry,
sam allardyce,
transfer
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